Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful pet trainer? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
Have you got a joke? please share below! (be clean though 😂)