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Why don't reptiles ever tell secrets?
Because they all have scaly reputations! -
What do you call a lizard that sings?
A raptile! -
Why did the snake break up with its partner?
It just couldn't rattle on anymore! -
What’s a reptile’s favorite movie genre?
Hiss-terical comedies! -
Why don't crocodiles ever play cards?
Because they're afraid of cheetahs! -
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
A python filling! -
Why did the iguana go to the party?
It wanted to get a little iguana-on! -
Why don’t alligators make good detectives?
Because they’re always in de-nile! -
What’s a reptile’s favorite snack?
Lizard-ade and chamele-nachos! -
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station! -
How do snakes clean their car windows?
With a winds-hiss-er! -
What do you call a reptile that starts fights?
An instigator! -
What’s a gecko’s favorite superhero?
Spiderman—because they both stick to walls! -
Why don’t snakes use social media?
They can’t stop hiss-ing people off!
I need to ssstop im just to good at thisssssssssssss!